Eddie loves to read. His favorite form of fiction is radio disk jockey bios, found on various poorly constructed websites, that lie about said DJ being raised by a pack of wolves. One time he lost a game of parcheesi to Morgan Freeman. That was shortly after hitting his head really hard at Knott's Berry Farm, while crashing a stranger's family outing.
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FULL NAME: (Bolognious Francine) Marconi. NICKNAME: "Marconi Bologna" He's currently working on developing a dating app that helps you find a person you can agree with the same thermostat setting. For every hour he's forced to socialize he needs 5 days to recover. He doesn't like compliments. Which is great because he rarely receives any.
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